A hippie who is for the protection of the planet, and also for the better of the world, but not necessarily it's people, and is for the end of the wars, by any means. One who will resort to violence to get what is right or just to benefit the Earth or stop the wars, even if it means injuring or harming another person or group.
Also referred to as a "Sometimes Hippie" or a "Half Hippie" or a "Violent Hippie".
Also referred to as a "Sometimes Hippie" or a "Half Hippie" or a "Violent Hippie".
"So, you really think we should just blow up the middle east?"
"Yeah man, that would get rid of all the oil, so we would be forced to use a more beneficial energy supply, and also the war would stop because of it."
"No one to fight back, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Damn, you're an Epic Hippie."
"Yeah man, that would get rid of all the oil, so we would be forced to use a more beneficial energy supply, and also the war would stop because of it."
"No one to fight back, huh?"
"Yeah."
"Damn, you're an Epic Hippie."
by Erik Willms February 27, 2008

drinking beer at a corner of a table with a bunch of friends, while teachers are at the other corner not able to notice you.
by Sunny Beach May 1, 2015

A plate stacked With Waffles smothered in syrup with a giant swirl of whipped cream on top, Thus forming what is known as Epic Waffles
Friend 1: so what are you having for breakfast?
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!
Friend 2: only some Epic Waffles.
Friend 1: Whats that?
Friend 2: Waffles with syrup AND WHIPPED CREAM!!!
by Shotgun_Shawn_6 May 23, 2010

the epic chungus is the fastest unloader of the night on the east wing Columbus UPS hub#4329 unload in PS1.
by epic chungus award winner September 24, 2020

1. A wrinkle so large and huge that for generations, old wrinkles will tell baby wrinkles about the enormity and unimaginable size of the "Epic Wrinkle"!!!.
2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.
2. Someone who has gone the extra mile in debasing themselves and reaching new levels of idiocy and douche-baggery deserving of a superlative when being called a penis wrinkle.
Jimmy: Dude look at your clothes, looks like you keep them in a bag of rocks!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!
Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!
Bob: Yeah, look at this wrinkle. Epic Wrinkle!
Jimmy: Only a penis wrinkle would say something stupid like epic wrinkle.
Bob: I'm not a penis wrinkle. I'm an Epic Wrinkle!
by Heptard December 10, 2010

Something so amazingly epic. Like if a shark were to jump out of the water and high five or suck your dick (without biting it off).
P1: Holy shit!!! The lead singer of one of my favorite bands asked me to be my friend.
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!
P2: Dude, that's fucking shark-epic!!!
by Shadow Amadeus May 11, 2011

by I am the OWO July 12, 2019
