Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard

look at the legendary Ear Molestor

by Ear Rapist October 04, 2018

Ear Reap

To rape the ear

1. Man, don't ear reap me!
2. Dude, make sure when you are done ear reaping her that you get the goopey wax off ur millimeter peter homez.
3. I want to ear reap theis girl but I just don't know how to ask her.

by RT3manistee1 March 08, 2009

Ear Rape

If someone holds another's ear for 9 seconds or longer it is considered rape.

If you don't stop I swear I will ear rape you!

by bLAJH bLAH March 02, 2017

Ear Secks

When you hear something so awesome, your ears orgasm. Not to be confused with Ear Sex.

Person: That song was fucking awesome!
Person2: Yeah it was like ear secks.

by Doritosbitch September 14, 2010

Ear rub

When one person rubs ones ear with fingers, or sucks on ear, this particular action almost always leads to sexual intercourse.

I gave her an ear rub, and i'm sure you can guess what followed!

by Jake.m June 20, 2009

Ear Fucker

A male yid that prior to coming opts for the ear canal in lieu of more traditional body cavities.

So let me get this straight, you fucked her in the ear? Joey, you are an ear fucker!

by hawkeye November 08, 2005

play it by ear

Letting you down politely, when you ask someone to do something and they want to do something, just not with you, they will say they're going to "play it by ear".

"What do you want to do tonight?"

"I don't know; I think I'll just play it by ear."

by happycookie August 16, 2009