when someone combines a humble brag and a burn in the same post to simultaneously throw shade at a common enemy while “subtly” taking the time to show off.
“I just finished the entire bar $7000 bar prep course three weeks early - and they had the nerve to ask for a tip?! Fuck Corporations and tip culture.”
“Sick humble drag bro”
“Sick humble drag bro”
by Hunter Gemini July 02, 2023
Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.
When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!
by I'mcrazy July 19, 2023
by YoungMasTheSauceGod February 23, 2018
When you grossly underreport the circumstances of an event in a desperate attempt to save face and escape the consequences of your negligence.
GM's Cruise robotaxi company filed a report with the DMV regarding an accident in which a robotaxi hit a pedestrian and drug them 20 feet. The company is now being held liable for filing a false report, as in their report, they neglected to mention the drag, which caused the victim serious injuries
by Spirit Bear November 15, 2024
The drag queens aren't fucking the kids though. The teachers are. Are you going to ban "Hot teachers?" No? Then shut the fuck up about the drag queens!
Hym "The funny thing about drag queen story hour is that NONE of the drag queens are fucking the kids... BUT... SOME of the teachers ARE fucking the students. And you're not trying to ban the FUCKING BADDIES with fat knockers are ya, shit-head? Ha! And dudes can't be hot, so, you're teenage daughter just isn't going to want to fuck any of them... Right?"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2023
To inhale smoke from something, especially a cigarette. The detective took a drag on his last cigarette and then crushed the butt beneath his heel.
by Marquinh0 October 18, 2020
Whenever an asshole, named Travis, is a wanker and hits the joint like a vacuum so it runs or torches the whole bowl.
by trytosnatchit February 06, 2012