Unlike a homewrecker, The Divorcinator is not our for sport, or pure hedonism, but justice. They are out to heal the sick and right the wrongs, acting on a kind of vendetta, often sourced from their own wounds, set-backs, and tragedies. An anti-hero, a black sheep, a Robin Hood, or a Jedi, The Divorcinator urges the helpless to "Use the Divorce!" recognizing that freedom from oppression, tyranny, and abuse could otherwise not be achieved. The Divorcinator is not an opportunist but a liberator. To be called "homewrecker" is a slight, when the "home" in question is a house of cards in which the victim(s) feel trapped. The Divorcinator relieves and frees those who fully acknowledge the destructive nature of the endeavor. Such a "home" is a sham of a structure housing nefarious purposes contrary the accord of marriage, this effecting like a cancer everything that it touches. Oddly enough and in contrast to a philander, for example, a divorcinator is prompted by a sense of justice, morality, empathy, and shared responsibility. They bring pleasure to the miserable, wisdom to the occluded, and fortitude to the weary. A modern day folk hero cast as a kind of Cosmic Cowboy or a "man in black", they ride into town, defeat the bad guys, set the women and children free, then ride off into the sunset. It is a treacherous, dangerous, and tragic role, but a heroic one. It is a role that is not chosen but foisted upon them; it is chosen for them.
"My best friend was so sad and miserable in her marriage, I had to call in The Divorcinator! She could do so much better and now she's finally happy and free."
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The Dudsbury Devot is a sexual manoeuvre often achieved in hotel rooms on a golfing trip. The man who founded this manoeuvre is Jamie, where his partner Cuckoise was bent over in doggy style position. Jamie took his 9 iron and got so steep on Cuckoise’s arse that she fired her dirty ronnie all over the hotel room, covering the club face in shite. That right there is the Dudsbury divet.
Hotel Maid: Oh my god! What is all that ronnie doing up the walls and on the ceiling? And why is there a Callaway Apex MB 9 iron covered in shit?
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
Coworker: It’s a dudsbury divet! Dirty bastard must have got so steep on that gyatt that shit flung out his bird!
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