Dictatus

Someone who has acted like or is known to be a dick and whose status of being a dick remains true.

His dictatus remains the same after all of these years.

by Analstasia February 11, 2026

Distaint

(n.) disdain, but in actuality the person using the word is the real disdainful one

"I feel nothing but distaint for you, you disgusting pig!"

by swiffy101 March 4, 2026

Dictato

Describes the many dictators that are shaped like a potato.

The dictato was ironically critical of other leaders mental and physical fitness.

by Missy JS October 8, 2025

dictator

A person of brutal authoritarianism that is known for ruling with a hardcore iron fist, like Kim Jung Un with North Korea or DPRK.

Now I know why they call people like Donald Trump a dictator, because he's a real DICK!

by _darktimes80_ May 13, 2025

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

wobbling distance

The distance between you and your destination as long as it is short enough to walk, and you are inebriated.

hey baby, you wanna come back to my place?

sure but i dont have cab fare

that's ok it's wobbling distance

by ptbopete December 1, 2010

Long Distance Pour

When an alcoholic beverage is poured from an extremely long distance into the mouth of a willing or unwilling participant.

"How was your first Long Distance Pour (LDP)?"

It was the best thing to ever go into my mouth.

by LDP Inventor June 19, 2013