Dave Monty is not only sexy but smart as well he has sick biceps and super defined abs. His son must be in the Navy. He coaches cross country but who cares. His favorite athlete is definitely Caden Elijah and Miles. He always has a woman at his side. He also does 500 push-ups a day very sexily with perfect form. Coach is not only good but he is well. He always wears the cutest face mask. He is also know as the juiciest kisser. David Montgomery fails NNN every year at Brooklyn Vs ummm cringe. Loves Trump and Biden which makes him the most worthy presidential candidate. He also never poops because poop is icky. Whenever you see him you want to flirt with him.
by Not Elijah November 14, 2020
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GUY: Steve dave ?
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by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021
Get the Steve dave mug.When someone gets kicked to the curb for somewhat valid reasons by either someone close to them or a group they were involved with without a fair warning or second chance, much like how thrash metal band Megadeth's founder Dave Mustaine was previously kicked out of heavy metal titan Metallica in a rather harsh and unfair fashion for drug use, alcoholism, and his behavior when under the influence. Double points if the person(s) doing the Mustaining do the same exact thing(s) they are Mustaining the other person for.
Guy: Dude my friend group totally Dave Mustained me.
Friend: What why?
Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.
Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.
Friend: What why?
Guy: They said I was an asshole and I wasn't as fun to be around anymore. I mean I was kind of an asshole at times but at the same time we all kinda were to each other. I can kinda understand where they're coming from, but no warning? No second chance? Did all of their experiences with me not mean anything to them? If they had gotten serious with me and said something I would have changed. Kind of uncalled for and out of the blue.
Friend: Damn dude, that sucks, I'm sorry. What a bunch of dicks.
by thewardenssbu April 16, 2021
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Dude! Did you do that?
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
No,Big Dave did it. Badass huh?
Hell yeah! How is Big Dave such a badass motherfucker?
I don't know bro...he just is!
by Megustagrandegato July 23, 2022
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An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
An Aussie Dave continually uses Australian slang incorrectly and sometimes invents their own slang words ie chucking a sleepy
to refer to sleeping past your alarm
by Wayne tinman August 16, 2022
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