Cumberschnitzel

False information; nonsense.

"He was trying to sound convincing, but everyone could tell what he was saying was a bunch of cumberschnitzel."

by Landon Gier September 26, 2025

Cumbersome

She calls me Goliath and I wear the David mask
I guess the stones are coming too fast for her now
You know I'd like to believe this nervousness will pass
All the stones that are thrown are building up a wall

I have become cumbersome... to this world
I have become cumbersome... to my girl

I'd like to believe we could reconcile the past
Resurrect those bridges with an ancient glance
But my old stone face can't seem to break her down
She remembers bridges, burns them to the ground

I have become cumbersome... to this world
I have become cumbersome... to my girl

Too heavy too light
Too black or too white
Too wrong or too right
Today or tonite... cumbersome
Too rich or too poor
She's wanting me less
And I'm wanting her more
The bitter taste is cumbersome

No, yeah! No, no, no!
No, no, no! Yeah!

There is a balance between two worlds
One with an arrow and a cross
Regardless of the balance
Life has become... cumbersome

Too heavy too light
Too black or too white
Too wrong or too right
Today or tonite... cumbersome
Too rich or too poor
She's wanting me less
And I'm wanting her more
The bitter taste is cumbersome

No, yeah! No, no, no!
No, no, no! Yeah!
No, no, no! No, yeah!
Your life has become combersome...

by Txorromorro September 27, 2025

Commerce

A young hyper-feminine looking lesbian. Inspired by the term “trade”, it correlates to the fiscal similarities both definitions share. Originally coined in a Shake Shack. May refer to any woman of any age, as long as no one would suspect their homosexuality. For example, Sabrina Carpenter if she were a lesbian.

“Wow that girl is so pretty… do you think she’s commerce?”

“This whole room is full of women who don’t realize they’re commerce.”

by madsbumblebee October 9, 2025

Cumberduty

Cumberduty (noun): A burdensome or undesirable task that one is repeatedly obligated to perform as a direct consequence of having previously demonstrated exceptional competence at it. It is an obligation that weighs on or hinders a person because of their own skill, trapping them in a repetitive and unrewarding role.

Etymology: A neologism combining the verb cumber, meaning to hinder or encumber, and the noun duty.

"The new office manager's attention to detail was initially praised, but it soon led to a cumberduty of tedious weekly reports that no one else was trusted to complete."

"After successfully streamlining the complex filing system, her victory turned into a cumberduty; she became the sole person responsible for managing and updating it."

by Iron Condor October 20, 2025

Commercial Menace

A Commercial Menace is a person who isn’t well known internationally and yet too hard to handle for commercial interests alike.

Not even Yoshinori Kanada could become as much of a Commercial Menace as Yasunori Miyazawa.

by Snapper2001 December 2, 2025

Commercial Rebel

A Commercial Rebel is someone who rebels against restrictive commercial interests, but is not quite a Commercial Menace in which he or she is still well meaning enough to be seen.

Many a Commercial Rebel, most famously the Studio Break camaraderie, have entered the anime industry during the early 1980s to mid 1990s.

by Snapper2001 December 6, 2025

dot commerce

1. A popular scam that peaked in the mid-to-late 90s. The fundamental premise was that having a web page magically made money appear out of thin air.

2. A derisive term for a place of business.

1. I don't need to have a product to make money, I run a dot commerce business!

2. He says he was a CEO? Yeah, sure, of a dot commerce company.

by GrouchySmurf July 10, 2003