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COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.
I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet
by David Mark July 8, 2020
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COD

by Gamers4sho March 7, 2020
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Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.
Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!
by KrayZWT July 3, 2016
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COD

cause of delusion when someone you like or hate makes you delusional
Girl: I’m gonna stay up with my COD

Girl bsf: just say your crush

Girl: same thing he causes my delusions
by dogsarebetter March 18, 2023
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CoD Reload

A term often used in First Person Shooters, originally from the Call of Duty franchise, where players will reload their magazine fed weapons with a new, full magazine after only shooting 1 or 2 rounds.

This is due to the game often getting rid of realism for convenience sake to keep the game fast paced. This will lead to a very common practice many FPS players will develop where instead of how firearms actually work, where you'd only having a certain amount of magazines you can carry that are properly loaded with ammo at a given point and you need to tactfully & swiftly change magazines when engaging in combat the most efficiently you can, you can use a reserve of loose bullets to magically refill your weapon at any given point. This will often develop into a habit, where players, unless engaged in a serious fight, will shoot once, reload, repeat.

Unless the FPS is based on realism, the game will likely have the ability to CoD Reload. Common games you may see this in are Call of Duty, Battlefield, Counter Strike, Team Fortress 2, Siege, Overwatch and Grand Theft Auto.
"Stop reloading after every single shot you shoot please, you're annoying me with your CoD Reloading"
by Vivi_ May 2, 2023
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cod splayer

One who splays the cod.
One who leaves the women's knees weak, is most certainly a cod splayer.
by My Muh Uckin August 28, 2023
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Cod Rage

When you play MW2 and your one kill away from getting the minigun and SOME ABSOLUTE FUCKING NOOB OF A PLAYER decides to pull up with his FUCKASS RIOT SHIELD and BASH YOUR GODDAMN HEAD IN. If you don't engage with them they just pull out the dumbass throwing knife and proceed to one hit kill you. People who use riot shield typically end up being little kids who don't know how to play, or 30-year old unemployed fatties who think there insane and spam get wrecked on voice chat. If you use a riot shield LIT END IT ATP.
Cod Rage is not really used in a sentence
by Jaxo_Relaxo1 October 27, 2025
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