When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
by anongonwild November 9, 2017

kerrie: yo i have have been classic dumped for a while now
suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?
suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?
by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.
by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.
He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.
by Hunterisepic February 5, 2022
