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Vlasic Classic

When you're doing anal with your partner, then go soft to pee in their butt. You let your junk marinate in piss (like a cucumber turning into a pickle), then once you pull out, you drink the pickle juice.
"Dude, did you hear? Randy gave Kurt the ol' Vlasic Classic last night!"
"Nice."
by anongonwild November 9, 2017
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classic dump

classic dump is when your blocked up for a month or two
kerrie: yo i have have been classic dumped for a while now

suzy: is that when you haven’t pooped in a month or two?
by deez nutz are real June 4, 2021
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The Jam Classic

When you chat sooo much shit to a random guy on Instagram and proceed to lose and so play it off like it was your cousin playing and proceed to 1v1 again but do worse than your cousin.
Wow, did you see that poor guy perform The Jam Classic
by One Pump Whillip August 6, 2020
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The Mondo Classic

The art of engaging in a throat destruction through penis force and promptly kicking said sexual partner out of your apartment directly after. Wait 2 days after this then get blacked out text the same partner you miss them and get really confused when she won’t come back over.
“I could never date that chick I heard she got hit with the Mondo Classic.”
by Yap Attack April 30, 2024
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Classic Brandi

A ‘Classic Brandi’ is the act of presenting info as fact, only to very quickly realize those facts are false.
Shawn’s belief that the Game of Thones finale was this weekend was a ‘Classic Brandi.’
by BellaBee210 May 14, 2019
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Just Classic

by sequ December 16, 2022
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Hunter ross classic

When hunter ross from drumlin heights violently shits in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes.
He just did the Hunter classic to me, what a legend. The hunter classic is when you shit in your bed sheets then wraps it up like a present and puts it in the washing machine with all of the white clothes. Hunter ross classic.
by Hunterisepic February 5, 2022
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