Jerry Care

When a woman has a sexual interest in a older man preferably 65+. Grey hair and wrinkled skin are a must.
Girl 1: Omg you won’t believe who Amy is sleeping with! Girl 2: Who? Girl 1:Well let’s just say she has a Jerry Care fetish. Girl 2: Omg that’s disgusting!!
by The Adversary January 23, 2021
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Alabama Health Care Provider

When your father gets a splinter in his finger so you suck his cock
A shit I need my Alabama Health Care Provider
by Ami Pond January 19, 2024
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care of his ice cube tray

When you take care of a man’s ice cube tray
I took care of his ice cube tray
by corporate barbie June 19, 2024
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F.Y.I don't care

A phrase used to inform someone that you do not give a shit about what they are talking about.
Bob: I went to the store last night and chicken breasts were on sale for two dollars less than normal.

Mike: F.Y.I don't care.
by BigLerm October 08, 2009
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Health and Social Care

Rude and irritating behaviour,annoying others and making yourself extremely unlikable. Stop laughing like that, you're not special.
" Did you see that girl? She was acting really Health and Social Care."

" Those fashion students are exhibiting real Health and Social Care behaviour!"
by Hexandale December 13, 2022
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selfish-care

The belief that self improvement happens in a vacuum or begins and ends with oneself. As the opposite of collective care, selfish care symbolizes the hyper fixation of today's western society on individual efforts in regards to self improving and self care. Those individual efforts are often tied to capitalism and the self care industry, as well as colonialism.

iLiana Fokianaki explains in 'The Bureau of Care: Introductory Notes on the Care-less and Care-full':

"While depriving citizens of care, NAS narcissistic authoritarian statism nonetheless capitalizes on the individualist notion of care, widely promoted as “self-care” through an industry with billions in revenues. By ... taking care of oneself, contemporary subjectivities ... are tasked with the care of their overworked bodies, but are less and less interested in the well-being of bodies that are outside of the immediate realm of their family, class, workplace, city, country, and continent. They are further burdened with individual responsibility for their own care, since care has lost its character as a human right and has become a paid service. ".

Selfish care is the accumulation of influences from NAS on individual's belief systems about the notions of care. It represents the indoctrination of the capitalistic evolution of the care system, expressed through the associations with self care that tie it to a profit-driven industry.
"I can't come tonight, I need to do some face-masks and watch Netflix."

" Oh, so you're doing selfish-care tonight henny"

"I'm gonna treat myself. F*ck it, selfish-care"
"You do you, boo"
by soosoosoo December 10, 2023
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