CTP

Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.

Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."

by Kush8r October 23, 2011

Woodham ctc

a school in the shitty town of Newton Aycliffe. Over time people in this school have been stabbed, expelled for drug taking/dealing and herasment of teachers. The majority of students from this school grow up to be low level criminals or live life on benifits however in previous years the school has been very succseful in sports, with two professional goal keppers once attending the school and a very good american football team. Also it has a rivalry with another newton aycliffe school Greenfeild, these two schools always threaten to fight each other, but never do. in sumery this school is rubbish. The self locking doors make it feel like a prison some of the teachers are horrible basterds, that can bearly count to one, the school has no money so if you are thinking of sending a child to this to his school, you would be better of sending them to afganistan.

Bob: when i grow up i want to be a doctor.
Dave: really?
Bob: no! i go to woodham ctc, i want to be a drug dealer!

by jimmythenarwhal July 24, 2011

Ctrl.Alt.n00b

Some geek with too much time on his hands

Oh Ctrl.Alt.n00b you are so cool you can use poxy l33t haxx0r language...

by James. Just James January 31, 2005

CTNCWYLM8

Can't Talk Now Chat With You Later Mate

Hey, you busy?
Yea, CTNCWYLM8.

by XoCMoX January 13, 2011

Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T

you only live once unless your're a cat then you live nine times

Person A: you only live once
Person B: HAHA my cat lives nine times

Both: Y.O.L.O.U.Y.A.C.T.Y.L.N.T

by kevoBEAST September 18, 2012

ctgl

ctgl is short for
Can't Talk, Getting Laid.

If you're at you girl's house and you're starting the mood AND you get a text from a good old buddy, it's okay if you brush them off.

-Text-
Friend: HAY MAN WANA GO PARTAY?!
Andrew: ctgl. :)

by KayKayGee October 18, 2008

CTPD

Chill The Pussy Down

just CTPD bitches

by Trippy Grass August 26, 2009