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M card

M card: The "Menopause" card.

Menopause; the menstrual cycle (periods) ceases for life. No longer able to procreate. Usually occurs between mid-to-late-40's. Sexual freedom; pregnancy is no longer a concern.
I hold my M card, my daughter still holds her V card - or the virginity card.
by MsRose1 November 21, 2010
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credit card

a kids way out of bankruptcy (mostly used for vbucks or xbox gift cards

"My mom never saw me take it out of her £3 purse,I used it for v-bucks!" - Jimmy
His mom,Karen had a struggle but got it back soon enough,before the dad left...
"FRICK YOU KAREN I NEED YOUR CREDIT CARD FOR MY VBUCKS"
by FRICK YOU KAREN May 6, 2020
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Card Jitsu

A Card Game based on JuJitsu for Club Penguin virtually and physically! Card Jitsu was opened in Club Penguin during Dig Out The Dojo! The Sensei is the master of the elements of Card Jitsu.

Tutorial
Players had an opponent, they would be taken to the arena, and would bow to each other. Both players had 20 seconds to choose a card. If they failed to choose a card, one would automatically be selected when the timer reached zero. Once both players have chosen a card, they were revealed. The winner kept the card to help make a set.

Remember that:

Fire beats Snow
Snow beats Water
Water beats Fire

IT IS ALSO A TRADING CARD GAME
Footprint151: Hey Guys! Want to play some Card Jitsu?
KungfuLily: Sure I will win though!
Footprint151: Bet You!
by Wheatyboiii August 27, 2019
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Card Fart

When one's Debit / Credit / Whatever card misfires, fails or is abjectly declined for no apparent reason when being used to make a purchase in any PIN pad at a retail establishment.
I had just popped my chip card in the reader and IMMEDIATELY got a CARD DECLINED message. I know there's plenty of funds in there... so... it was just a Card Fart. Re-inserted it and all was fine.
by Bonemanrides March 6, 2019
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fag card

The metaphorical card the LGBTQ+ community gets in order to say the word “faggot” or make homophobic jokes
Jason came out the other day! Officially got his fag card
by ScrewYourMom.com September 17, 2021
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Bush Card

Saying that if you have it, or if you do it, it is perfectly okay. But when someone else does said thing that you have done, it is a sin.
1.) Oh my god, I'm going to pull a Bush Card and say that just because you did it after me, makes it stupid as shit.
by NuggetOfSins August 28, 2017
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Gift card

An attempt to buy somebody into a line, kind of like a stimulus check.
Someone wanted more people to get in a line, this time a vaccine line, so they started offering everybody a gift card and a donut out of desperation.
by Solid Mantis May 11, 2021
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