take a cheesebuger, take the meat out and slide it into a girls vag while she fingers your sphincter. Tell her to rub her fingers all over the pattie inside her cum dumpster. She has to take it out and put it back on the bun. Then, perform a red dragon on her and top the burger with the results. Then she must eat the burger while you fuck her in the ass.
I gave this bitch a curious burger when I was in Tijuana. I put her in my suitcase and left her in the overhead compartment on the plane.
by alex marcus July 28, 2008

The act of disappearing
by tater_tots February 6, 2010

by jmasedawg April 4, 2010

noun
1. An emission of intestinal gas from the anus, esp an audible one; a flatus expelled through the anus.
1. An emission of intestinal gas from the anus, esp an audible one; a flatus expelled through the anus.
Karen was twerking and accidentally floated an air burger. It sounded like a Winnebago colliding with a water buffalo, and smelled like a cholera outbreak clinic.
by FurrowedBrow2 November 14, 2014

by Thelostcup September 8, 2006

A sport that requires at least three people to perform (Driver,Counter, Burger thrower), burgers, a car and unsuspecting victims. 5 minute rule applies.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
Burgers are thrown at the victims, resembles a drive-by, from inside the car. Points are gained by how much the thrown burger costs plus the impact/damage. Bonuses can be accumulated by the location of where the burger hit the victim's body.* The points are then recorded by the Counter, participants then switch places. Whoever scored the most is the winner and crowned as Burger King. (This is how the Fast Food restaurant, Burger King, originated. But now they aim at the victims' mouth and if successful, the victims are required to pay).
*points and bonuses are set agreed upon the participants.
jon: hey, im bored and there are a lot of people out in the streets.
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
jef: i've no job atm, and im pretty bored too.
bob: you thinkin what im thinkin?
all: Drive by Burger!!!!
jon: whats consequences? we might even be seen and get employed by Burger King if we do a great job.
jef: oh cool. ill start first, jon u count the points and bob, get ready to put the pedal to metal!!!
*later that day, they were all employed*
by Jan Nam. September 23, 2010

To pass gas in a short woman's mouth while waiting in line at a merchandise gift shop. The key is to fart in the woman's mouth while stepping on her toe, causing her to open her mouth and accepting the fart spray directly into her mouth. Apologize for stepping on her toe, and simply walk away.
"I was standing in line at the gift shop, and totally gave the short Spanish woman behind me a salty burger" burgerfartmouthchokegagchewygas
by NaughtyBits April 21, 2015
