Plumbers breakfast

Worker that likes to receive pipe for breakfast

Look at him taking his plumbers breakfast

by alucarx September 18, 2016

Afghani breakfast

When you get up in the morning and you go to the cupboard, while you still have a woody, and to your surprise you accidentally blow your load while holding an IED while you fuck your goat and you shout out "Jiminy Freakin Crickets".

That morning was so weird it felt like I had an Afghani breakfast.

by cfthirteen June 10, 2017

complete breakfast

A term for something that you like very much.

"Have you heard the new Maroon 5 single? Now that's part of a complete breakfast!"

by The Shoeless May 12, 2015

super breakfast

Any food which is prepared and eaten between 2:30 and 4:00 in the morning.

I'm so depressed I'm having super breakfast in every meal

by Gaben icespear July 5, 2023

Breakfast-eye

This is what you call someone with a lazy eye. One eye is looking at you and the other eye wandered off to breakfast.

Was that bartender looking at me or you? Not really sure, that is the breakfast-eye that lives upstairs.

by Newt07091971 November 13, 2019

Suprise Breakfast

When u wake ur whore up with a cumshot in the mouth. This definition only applies if she bitch swallows AND if does not fall back asleep.

When that bitch finally turns 12, ima be there in here house with a suprise breakfast.

by CrackWhoreLaranda January 9, 2017

Breakfast head

When you wake up in the morning and your spouse starts giving you head before you even speak

My girlfriend gave me the best breakfast head I've ever had this morning.

by Breakfast head November 1, 2021