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Brazilian Butt Job

When you're a dark alleyway in the Brazilian province of Buenos Aires, and a homeless man offers a service to you 10 Brazilian reals
Male 1: Dude! This guy just gave me a "Brazilian Butt Job" for just ten reals!

Male 2: Bro... where?
by OiledUpFentHead August 19, 2024
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Brazilianare

A person who possesses 100% shaven private parts consistent with that of a Brazilian wax.
Gosh, you shaved your coochie! You’re such a brazilianare!
by Boopboopboop October 3, 2023
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Brazilian deathbed

When you're on you're on the receiving end of death and a Brazilian waxing and the spouse eats your ass
Yeah I heard marth got a Brazilian deathbed as her dying wish.
by NatasSenpai November 1, 2023
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brazilian threat

When a threat/warning is given after the punishment.
He broke his jaw and told him he’d break his jaw after the fact, i don’t understand the point of brazilian threats man
by SsneekyY December 16, 2023
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Brazilian Breakfast

A ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is a Romantic act preformed for or by one’s partner. ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ is, usually, prepared by expelling hot, soupy diarrhea directly into a mug for the person’s partner as an early morning wake-up treat that is not only very aromatic but also, filling.
“John had been helping me around the house a lot recently, so I decided to surprise him by making him a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ in bed”

“Wow, me and Min did shared a ‘Brazilian Breakfast’ last week, it was amazing!”
by reallysleepliion December 21, 2023
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Brazilian booping

When a Brazilian man requests you to eat their ass and you instead poke their butthole and say “boop”. The Brazilian man then proceeds to bounce on your finger
I was hooking up with a Brazilian guy and he asked me to eat his ass, So I poked his butthole and said “boop”. I gave him a Brazilian booping
by ItzGreedx January 10, 2024
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brazilian blackhole

When you hang out with Brazilians too much and get stuck being with them until they out party you and you end in the fetus position on their couch. That within itself is not a Brazilian blackhole, but the next day when it’s time to leave, you can’t cause they’ve trapped you in a never-ending bender. It is at this moment you have entered and been subsequently trapped in a Brazilian blackhole.
Jacob: Hey Victor, I think I’m going to go home now, but last night was crazy!

Victor: Sounds good, but let’s get some food first

*They go to get food*

Victor: Hey let’s check out the bar even though it’s Sunday and 2 pm

Jacob: You're trying to put me in a Brazilian blackhole now aren’t you?

Victor: No man, I wouldn’t do that to you. After all, I have shit to do and can’t party

*Shortly after, Jacob’s sobriety has been compromised and he has entered a Brazilian blackhole yet again*

I am Jacob and this is happening to me right now. Help.
by TheSecretPussyFinder January 21, 2024
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