Whale Block

Being cock blocked by an overly large person.

I was talking to this girl when suddenly her friend whale blocked me

by Prof.Licon November 25, 2019

Nuke Block

Like a cock block but worse. On Modern Warfare 2 when you're goin 18 and 0 and some doucher kills you.

LUKETHEGOAT: dude i'm gettin a nuke

DOUCHER: not i nuke block you

by LUKETHEGOAT July 15, 2010

Dock and Block

A form of defense in the game of basketball where the defender sticks his penis in the offensive players eye and then blocks his shot.

Man my friend Ryan sure did seem to love getting the Dock and Block from that big black fat Cock

by SeizureBoyz420 February 22, 2014

choch-block

Female equivalent of cock block. When a girl tries to prevent another girl from getting laid. Either a drunk biddie that doesn't know any better or just a trashbag that's jealous of you.

Person A - "Hey, what are you two doing out here all alone? I'm just gonna hangout with you all night!"
Next morning:
Person A - "So how did everything go with Harold last night?"
Person B - "Nothing happened because you wouldn't leave us alone"
Person A - "Oh shit, I choch-blocked you didn't I?"

by Urika.C September 19, 2011

Color Blocking

Purposeful actions taken to impede, limit or stop the social, economic and political participation and advancement of people of color.

Stricter voter ID laws aren't about protecting election integrity; they're about color blocking.

by MThomd January 31, 2021

Sock Block

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)

Husband: You heading out?

Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.

Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.

Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?

Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.

Wife: Okay, I love you.

Husband: Yea... me too.

- Wife departs -

Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.

by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

Writer's Block

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.

2) Hell on earth.

1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.

by WinterReader0917 April 24, 2017