Binger

A flaccid penis

Wife: honey, what's wrong?

Husband: sorry babe too much whiskey gave me a binger

by Kevkush November 16, 2021

Binger

A Binger is a compulsive liar with a complete inability to satisfy their partner and usually uses discount colon and a lot of hair gel, although not always the case a binger also usually is lazy and has a pr0n addiction.

Example of binger
Ex wife: my former husband was a total degenerate and never could keep it up
Ex ex wife: say it girl, he was a complete wimp when I was with him glad I broke it off before he lost his v card

by The jag master November 16, 2021

Pudding Bonker

When two or more guys gather to have an orgy only using themselves and pudding cups. Mainly found in people that can't get a date, are too nerdy, or live at home with seven cats.

Guy1: "Dude, I can't find a date for Prom. I'm afraid if I don't go with anyone, I won't get lucky either."

Guy2: "Same here, so lets go have a Pudding Bonker with some other guys!"

Guy1: "Ok!"

by Supa Trupa March 16, 2010

budget binger

One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.

Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!

by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011

ginger binger

A person who exclusively dates gingers.

"Rogan's last five girlfriends have had red hair!"
"Yeah, he's become quite the ginger binger."

by Iron Dan December 26, 2013

dutch banker

Sex act involving a father and son. Son bends over and exposes asshole as father masterbates vigoursly while raining dollar bills on son.

"Dude I heard Phil's dad is his Dutch banker" - Connor
"Yea dude, it's pretty fucked up" - Aaron

"Hey dad , it's time for me to see the Dutch banker" - Phil

by CarlosXantana November 10, 2015

Drink Blinker Fluid

Telling someone to poison themselves without the poison

“WTF dude drink blinker fluid you retard”

by Flame4g April 17, 2021