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pant beard

Female pubic hair escaping out of the side of her underwear due to failure to trim and landscape on a regular basis
Ooh bab, remind me to get me pant beard done before Benidorm

Fucking hell bab, you best sort out ya pant beard, ya look like you're harbouring bin laden
by Superbells May 15, 2017
mugGet the pant beardmug.

beard shmear

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.
"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."
by Fat Susie February 24, 2014
mugGet the beard shmearmug.

Bearded Men

Men with bears who are either really sexy, or likes other men. Goes by the name Dalton and kisses dudes is the locker room.
Bearded Men are just like Lil Nas X.
mugGet the Bearded Menmug.

Beard blindness

A disorder in which one is unable to recognize a beard on anyone other but their significant other. A phenomenon that is sweeping the nation at a rapid pace, and affects one's ability to judge one's facial characteristics. Research has been on going and funding is needed. Please support it if you can.
"What the hell, Connor has a beard, I've never noticed."
"Damn you must have Beard blindness."
by meep12345678910 October 17, 2019
mugGet the Beard blindnessmug.

Chinese Beard

Slang for a surgical face mask often used in public areas to prevent the spread of illnesses, incredibly popular in the Asian community.
"Yo man, there's a cold going around. You better strap on your Chinese Beard!"
by Wookieflookieflame February 1, 2020
mugGet the Chinese Beardmug.

Bearded Cactus

Dude, Frank's dong looks like a bearded cactus.
by Bearded Cactus April 3, 2015
mugGet the Bearded Cactusmug.

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