Bright as Balls

A phrase used to one's state of being as superlative; amazing; awesome.

How are you feeling this morning, buddy?
Shit, I'm not even hung over; I'm feeling bright as balls.

by JacoPA January 25, 2011

Eggplant Balls

A condition of advanced blue balls where the scrotum turns a dark eggplant color. May or may not be early onset testicular torsion.

"I've had this boner for six hours. What shade of blue do my balls look like to you?"
"Dude, you have eggplant balls."

by J'Kwon February 13, 2013

Balls gang

Most notorious gang in sharjah,if you stumble upon the balls gang ur getiing xiaoed.
Balls gang solos dragon balls universe.

Balls gang you stay shitty, we stay litty....frfr

by BALLS GANG MEMBER March 27, 2022

balls bet

A bet exclusively for boys. The simple terms are that the winner gets to hit the loser in the balls. Very high stakes bet which few dare to take.

Example 1:

Jon: What happened to Max? Why is he on the floor?
Mitch: Oh he just lost a balls bet with me

Example 2:

Austin: Balls bet that I can beat this level.
Ben: Deal.
Austin: *beats level*
Ben: Shit. Wait-not too hard-aaawwwww!

by Elsis May 18, 2016

balls back

Getting to shoot again after both you and your beer pong partner make your shots.

Dan and I just sunk both of our shots, balls back bitch!

by Robb Deep January 19, 2009

solo-ball

a variation of the act of tea-bagging. Specifically it is when, in the tea-bagging position, you maneuver yourself so only one of your balls (testes, gonads) hangs over the victim. It requires momentous skill and is rarely performed

instead of simply teabagging, Roger decided to try solo-balling his friend Will because he has been practicing it for months and all his friends would be impressed/disgusted

by Roger Quebec June 2, 2010

balls rangin'

when you're talking to a baddie at a party and your phone starts to ring in your pocket

hold up, my balls rangin'

by artdad December 4, 2016