by jammer18 February 24, 2011

When your wife or spouse gives you stuff to do before she leaves the house to run errands so you don't jerk it. (Into a sock)
Husband: You heading out?
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
Wife: Yea, I'll be back in an hour or so.
Husband: Cool, I have some stuff to do around here so... have fun.
Wife: (With suspicious eyes) Can you take the trash out and maybe unclog the bathroom sink?
Husband: (Looking everywhere but at suspicious eyes) Ummmm yea. I think I have time for that.
Wife: Okay, I love you.
Husband: Yea... me too.
- Wife departs -
Husband: Sock Block me? I'll get on that... Right after a quick visit to the spank bank.
by Sweet Evil March 5, 2011

A web site that uses Bing as its default search engine causing you to open google seperately then having to re search the item.
I get bing blocked everytime I am on MSN and want to search something that is in one of thier articals.
by Mav7795 October 27, 2012

When you're walking down the street, taking up the whole sidewalk, and preventing others from getting by. Often done by slow movers, tourists, and other wide loads.
by tcp123 June 10, 2013

by misterjones58 April 8, 2013

When you tell your iPhone friends that you're thinking of switching to the Droid only to have one of them run right out and do it first.
I told my bros I was going to change phones but before I could one of them nabbed the one I wanted. I was totally Droid Blocked.
by crawdaddywaits April 13, 2011

1) A period of time where a writer has no inspiration, thought-process, or even the faintest of ideas as to how to start or continue their current work.
2) Hell on earth.
2) Hell on earth.
1. I have writer's block. Kill me now.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.
2. I have writer's block– please just transform me into Icarus so I can fly towards the sun and burn myself alive.
by WinterReader0917 April 24, 2017
