Bald Hillary is a funny girl. She is sweet and kind. She is related to Hillary Clinton. Always be nice to her or she’ll snatch her wig off and be bald forever!!
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
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A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy related to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees, dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last things these fairies would do. These gentil beings use their magnificent wands to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and give lots of kisses on the cheeks.
Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon-yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.
by ChildrenFinger July 24, 2024
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by David'sBald August 22, 2023
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