super extremely hot sexy guy that everyone finds attractive. also known as “aloonamoon”. all
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
his friends want to fuck him so god damn bad but he kindly says no everytime. all the girls fall for him and want to suck his 20 incher.alan is the coolest guy you’ll ever meet but he’ll be shy at first 🗿 please follow @alanbsantamaria
jesus christ he was such an alan at the party.
by aloonamoon October 16, 2019
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by Mrmoeloster22 April 3, 2024
Get the Aiden Franklin Alan Burnettmug. 1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
Get the Alan David Schlongmug. by Dieinafire October 7, 2019
Get the Father alanmug. by Tyler Moser June 26, 2021
Get the Alanmug. Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.
by Alabasterfrats November 23, 2021
Get the Alan Bellmug.