I am legend

Fuck you micheal I refuse to watch I am legend

Micheal being an I am legend right now

by Long Mcshlong December 2, 2016

i am the doctor

A FUCKING MASTERPIECE OF A SONG!

It is the doctors main song. Specifically the eleventh doctor.

''Hello, im the doctor. And basically... run.'' *I am the doctor intensifies as the atraxi flee earth*

by The Armored Player November 24, 2018

i am a hacker

What you say in a chatroom when you have a death wish.

Noob 1 : I WILL DDOS YOUR MOM!
Noob 2 : I am a hacker too...
This chat has been shut down by the FBI

by Node13 November 9, 2018

I am a Twig

Caleb's state of existence

Caleb- I am a twig

by KyDosTikTok May 12, 2019

i am not reading this

When you don’t want to read something

This is really long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

I am the captain

Someone who thinks they're the leader but really they're way below that.

"Look at me, I am the captain now."
"Shut up andre."

by Stancehasantsinhispants March 30, 2017

i am not no jerk

When you are not a jerk but you never succeeded in English class

Hey, i am not no jerk!

by H4rry11k September 14, 2017