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Kevin

HOLY SHIT I HATE YOU KEVIN MANNI OH MY FUCKING GOD YOU ARE SO FUCKING STUPID JESUS CHRIST YOU GINGER FUCK YOU ARE THE GAYEST PERSON ALIVE @mateo.schaefer on insta
Kevin likes penis
by Yuribot April 19, 2019
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Kevin

A creepy dude you don't admit to being friends with. Always willing to take the drunk chick home from the party. Drinks and eats your food . Drives an ugly truck. Loves dildos.
Don't invite that guy he is a Kevin...
Damn, Kevin's here we have to bail...
Don't let Kevin drive you home kenra...
by Treefrog210 April 18, 2017
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Kevin

Kevin is a real stupid bitch. Don't ever meet one. I know you can't control it. But don't do it.
"No one likes Kevin"
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Kevin

Kevin is a dark guy. He loves to hide in a dark corner and stare at people. If you approach a Kevin, you will get the cold shoulder, unless he knows you well. If a Kevin knows you he will be incredibly loyal and always stand with you, unless you betray his trust. Usually Kevin is athletic and smart. Kevin is never popular.
Run man, it's Kevin.
by Namelessfreak June 25, 2018
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Kevin

Kevin is a great man has a big dick always cared for hoes he was first person with a Lexus he had all the money and a lot of houses and can make your wife leave you
by Bangman223 December 31, 2020
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Kevin

Kevin is a heart breaker. He broke my heart. I loved him more than anything in the world. He is fake and changes depending on who he is around. He is so hard to resist. Heโ€™s funnier than anyone youโ€™ll meet. He can be the sweetest person or the biggest asshole. heโ€™s got eyes that will brighten up your whole life, and has a presence that you crave when heโ€™s gone. He is a GIANT hoe and not loyal at all, but you love him so much, youโ€™ll stay with him. Biggest fuckboy on earth, and he also tries too damn hard. Overall, heโ€™s great but heโ€™s intolerable as fuck.
fuck kevin
by breebabbyy16 September 7, 2019
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Kevin

There is no other like a Kevin. You will never hear a cross word said about a kevin.when you see a kevinthis nice warm glow embodies you with ecstasy rendering you powerless (that's a good thing), for a Kevin knows just exactly what to do making your bodytremble waiting and wanting more his gentle touch, the loving estatic way he caresses your body, a love like no other protective of every inch of your body so as no one will ever harm you ever again. To have a kevinmakes you the envy of everyone man and woman a like. For a Kevin will never harm you only supply you with great immense pleasure making it impossible not to fall in love with a kevin. A kevin is of the rarest breed, so if you find yourself in the midst of a Kevin grab a Holt brace yourself for the most intense pleasure you could ever imagine and then multiply that times infinity for you are about to be Kevin's one of the most awesome experiences one could ever dream of for you truly are the luckiest girl in the world.
#PERFECT #AWESOME. #CRYSTALLOVESHERSOMEKEVIN
by CRYSJOY June 13, 2017
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