He is a cute, smart, and sporty guy. He will end up breaking your heart by not talking to you anymore. He will just ask your friends for nudes and then when you ask them if they ever sent nudes, they say they have never and then when you look at the messages you want to confront them but you don't. It's like when he stops talking to you, right away your friend runs to him like bitch are you jealous or what like what are you jealous go get your own and leave us alone. Like you get jealous when were together and then it's like you trying to get me jealous by getting with him like go fuck yourself and let me live my own life.
Jared is a cute guy.
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Get the Jaredmug. A true fuck boy. Normally has a very big head, and a very petite penis. Not to be mistaken for "Jared" Jared VanVleet is a complete douchebag. Also very bad in bed.
by Dictionarywebster June 23, 2016
Get the jared vanvleetmug. jared, a fuckboy who plays with girls feelings. he uses you for sex and will not care if you are hurting. he says that you’re his only one but check his phone sis!!!
by iknow_youre_reading_this_jared May 9, 2020
Get the jaredmug. The largest douche bag on the planet. Has both mommy and daddy issues. Fails to comprehend even the most simplistic sentences and ideas. When he speaks everyone who hears it is instantly made dumber. He fails in school, in life, and in every other way possible. He is more unattractive than a $20 dollar a night motel bathroom. He thinks that the world is flat and that science is something you drink. His clothing choices have all the charm of a Klan rally. Jared likes his mom... a little too much. Jared is descended from a long line of complete morons, and he lives up to the standard his ancestors set.
by JimBobCooter1969 February 6, 2019
Get the Jaredmug. The most amazing, beautiful, smart, talented, gorgeus and sweet person to ever live, with a smile worth more than anything .
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