pydjemil time

the act of cuddling in ur pyjamas with ur significant other who has a big fat butt

i really need some pydjemil time right now

by squidlifer March 27, 2022

Urban Time Wasting

When a berk contributes a word to UD that is basically their name followed by a definition that says (for girls) ‘xxx is the kindest most beautiful girl in the world’ or (for boys) ‘xxx has an enormous penis.’ Invariably (and I mean invariably) the contributor has a really stupid name.

Boy 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Shylwagh?

Boy 2: Yeah, she must be the kindest most beautiful girl in the world.

Boy 1: No. She was just Urban Time Wasting. Probs the only people who think her kind and beautiful are her doting parents who have to say something to stop her spiralling into a vortex of suicidal despair given her repulsive mug and her horrible personality. And what a stupid name!

Girl 1: Did you see that definition on UD of the word Crendio?

Girl 2: Yeah. Apparently he has the biggest cock in the known universe.

Girl 1: No. He’s just Urban Time Wasting. As well as a stupid name I’ll bet he’s so fat he won’t have seen his genitalia since he was ten. So how would he have a clear idea of his cock size compared to other Urban Time Wasting wankers?

by Mphresources August 15, 2022

so like this one time

This phrase is often used in DankPods Microphone

So like this one time i was in my mums car and then she ran it in to a pole.

by bm652 November 20, 2023

Remi-time

Quality time with Remi.

You can never have enough Remi-time.

by Azoveelfkcnos November 18, 2018

time in chair

"Time in Chair" or "T.I.C." means seniority and real-life knowledge a person has most typically at a job.

Even though Bob is my manager and he's got a MBA from Harvard I have more Time in Chair and thus make more money than he does and I also have real experience that he doesn't.

by alkdjnne May 1, 2016

dirty animal time

When you and another send explicit texts/ photos that lead the other on

Grace and Michael had some nice D.A.T last night (Dirty animal time)

by Aquatomic March 6, 2017

hood time

Describes a loose or perhaps non-existent schedule in which objectives are met under relaxed time constraints, usually give or take an hour, or maybe 6 if someone passes out.

I called Jessica this morning but she operates on hood time, so she'll probably be here after sun down.

by bazzlebabs July 14, 2018