Going the Jizztance

A game in which two postpubescent men position themselves parallel to each other with a yardstick between them. Each one jerks off. The winner is whoever ejaculates the farthest. The loser must lick the winning cum up.

Man, this cum has a lot of calories. I've gotta stop losing so many games of Going the Jizztance.

by GrillmasterZack February 12, 2018

go bathe

another term for "whatever" meaning joking or being silly.

Bihh, go bathe!

by upsonlee February 13, 2018

go on

1.To have sex
2. As a cheer of encouragement

1- he got on me in the alley behind Costa
2- go on son! You can do it

by Barryshitpeasthe3rd December 29, 2016

Dying to go

Needing to go to the toilet right now, insomuch that it is a life or death situation

"Mum, are we there yet? I'm dying to go!"
"Not far honey. We should probably buy a Happy Meal or something so we don't get into trouble."

by Space Quest January 7, 2017

Going Prince

Getting the feeling of dizziness or delirium, like Prince's song "Delirious"

I was going Prince the whole time I was with my girlfriend

by Comedy_Camel January 7, 2017

GOS

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-dakhlni l GOS afak

- ach nahiya had GOS

by 7way lmchach January 8, 2017

cloudz to-go

A online Head Shop that sells Bongs, Water pipes, and other such items

have you seen Cloudz To-Go?

I bought a new bong there!

by BrandonDallas January 8, 2017