coconut nuts

When a guys nuts are so big they can be compared to coconuts.

"Danny has a pair of coconut nuts in dem jeans."

by don'tuseyourrealname558877777 August 26, 2013

Nut Burrito

A giant burrito of a cock packed with special sauce.

Guys I could really go for a nut burrito right about now.

by El Jefe_ March 14, 2019

Nut butterfly

When spreading your nuts over a facial feature perhaps

Yeah man I gave your sister a nut butterfly last night

by #troutout September 5, 2014

Nut rat

Defined as a squirrel or chipmunk with an affinity for collecting food from a human's hand.

Alternatively, a derogatory term for a sexually promiscuous woman, who will in all instances swallow.

I've got a couple of Nut rats, hanging out in my backyard, they are chill being fed out of my hand.

Alt: Chantal is nasty boi, that bitch a Nut Rat!

by xxXtabarnakXxx November 9, 2020

Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.

“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday”
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”

by King Sniffs July 6, 2018

Dumb nuts

An idiot, a moron, someone who doesn’t listen, a know it all with no street sense, a pain in the ass who wants to run the show who has no experience, a bully who acts like a victim.

Hey dumb nuts shut the door and shut your mouth are you trying to get us arrested

by anonymous November 21, 2023

Nut Fog

The opposite of post nut clarity

Example-You give them the best sex of there life now they are promising you the world even though 5 mins ago they were pissed off at you and wanted nothing to do with you

Definition Nut Fog = The act of which the sex was so good it makes that person fall madly in love with the other for a short period of time even if there are inherent flaws and said party caused the problems to begin with.

by Kekeinthestreets August 5, 2024