national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

National kiss lips day

Oh the 1st of may, you get to kiss anyone you want, the same gender or opposite it doesn’t matter just get your lips on someone else’s don’t be scared

Eyy Jim it’s national kiss lips day

(*Jim kisses me*)

by The true lover April 11, 2019

National Give Adrian Head Day

Nation Give Adrian Head Day (AKA GAHD) is every Sunday. It is every Sunday because that’s Jesus day and that’s a blessed day to get some throat. The reason National GAHD is every Sunday rather than one day of the year is because the abbreviation sounds like GAWD and that’s what Adrian will be shouting out the whole time. GAHD DAMN. GOT ME A MF THROAT GOAT 🐐

National Give Adrian Head Day
Ay babe, it’s Sunday 😏
*2 hours after negotiation*
GAHD DAMN!

by BIackTusk July 22, 2022

National fuck a friend day again

on April 14 you have the right to fuck any amount of people who say they are your friend

I cant wait to shag my friend Tim again, tomorrow its national fuck a friend day again

by anonymous April 14, 2021

National Send A Titty Day

National Send a Titty Day is on October 28th.

Hey did you ask your girl for a nude, it’s national send a titty day!

by Moore6023 October 28, 2020

National Pants Yourself Day

National Pants yourself day is on Nov.8. While around a big crowd pants yourself to show you are confident about your body !!

Did you see hector yesterday during National Pants Yourself Day He must have a big cock if he’s so confident

by New National Days November 7, 2019

National Make Out Day

May 23-30 is when you can make out with anyone you want (with consent ofc)

Jason: Its may 23rd! National make out day! lets make out

Gertrude: Okay

by Grandma bertha May 21, 2022