Pittsburgh Hot Pocket

A local delicacy prepared by hand, the Pittsburgh Hot Pocket is composed of fresh feces wrapped in a pierogi. It can be fed to any unsuspecting partner, and upon the partner's realization that feces is in fact inside the pierogi, a urine-filled Iron City Beer bottle is smashed across the back of the partner's neck. This will stun the partner, giving the individual ample time to spit on the partner's face and remark, "Go Stillers!"

Johny gave me a Pittsburgh Hot Pocket earlier this morning, so I'm not that hungry right now.

by Dr. Tom O'Reily January 1, 2008

Hot Single Mom

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.

Man i just had sex with a Hot Single Mom

by Smedgewic January 9, 2021

hot dog mom

A skinny nerd who does nothing but watch anime and play with his wiener all day.

Guy: “Hey you remember that hot dog mom guy from Jebendia?”

Other guy: “Hah yes, everyone hated that guy”

by anonymous June 10, 2021

Hot anime babe

A HOT ANIME GIRL THATS VERY HOT

Hey that’s a hot anime babe can she suck my D.

by Very hot babe April 23, 2019

Illinois Hot Stick

An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.

Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!

by Derremy July 19, 2010

Alabama Hot Pocket

the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)

Henry tries, Marge, but when he gives me an Alabama Hot Pocket it feels more like a science than an art. There's just no passion.

by 约翰尼 July 27, 2016

Slippery hot cakes

You find your special place and get the mood with intense red heat lamps while planning your attack. You first have long and yet enjoyable ass sex, and hold your explosive load till the end. While she is screaming for joy, flip her ass over and gum on her back and if you feel the need, crack her on those two wonderful christmas hams. As she begins to like the hot jelly on her back, look for a small running area and give it your all to slide across her back so fast and vigorious(like a slip n' slide).

"What did you do last night Phillip?"
"I gave Jessica the Slippery Hot Cakes

by Stephenboyd17 September 5, 2006