Shit Bag Warhead

The act of promoting a soldier who has made such grand mistakes that using said soldier for anything else besides finding other soldiers capable of grand mistakes would be in breach of true justice.

The warhead serves as a prerequisite of a fully armed Shit Bag Nuke which is operational but yet to be fully unveiled.
(if you ask I can give an example of a real life shit bag warhead)

The political machine in America has become a bit obvious in it's bullshit, they must have had a shit bag warhead laying around to get everyone marching.

by Ragnar Funnies September 9, 2018

Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

Duche bag

ass hole

Matt has been a real duche bag since he moved.

by anonymous May 20, 2021

phone bagging

Similar to tea bagging but you video call someone and rest your balls on the camera for pleasure and insultment.

"Oh my I was phone bagging your mum last night"

by Ads83 August 17, 2018

Fumbled the bag

Ryan Chapman

“Ryan Chapman fumbled the bag”

by Edjsjzndbzjjdej April 25, 2022

g-bag

A bag that contains thousands of dollars. Or used in a way to show how you got the bag

I just cashed in and got a g-bag
let's gooo got us some g-bags for the stack

by Zodidle August 6, 2020

Brown Body Bag Special

used jokingly with friends as an insult on them. used for fun and to get a laugh. in context of the woman in question is an absolute beast in every aspect; body face, etc. etc.

"dude look at her, thats all your bro get you some*laughs* "

"*laughs* hell no she is totally a Brown Body Bag Special"

by Syn Gates October 21, 2008