It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow

when it's colder than eskimo p*ssy.

Snooty: hey bro, is it cold outside? Bout to head to work
Spence: Well g*dammit I reckon it's colder than a witches' titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow
Snooty: True

It's Colder than a Witches titty in a brass bra doing pushups in the snow: when it's cold.

by lauferslaxatives March 4, 2022

To do a Cunado

The act to meet a girl, leave your country and have a baby in less than 6 weeks

Did you hear about Bernard? He made a Cunado again but this time in Brazil !

To do a Cunado

by Firenz March 5, 2022

I'd do that all day

When something is such a good deal or idea that you would gladly take it at any time

Them: $500 a month utilities and internet are included
You: I'd do that all day!

by TonyDanza123 March 7, 2022

Doing a Texas

slam your car onto the pit entry attenuator at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway just like the way Texas did

Chris is doing a texas

by Ivoryctionary August 11, 2021

doing the bang bang

When two (or more) people are engaging in sexual/erotic activity’s.

“Hey Roman, where’s Remus and Janus?”

“They’re doing the bang bang in the top floor bathroom.”

by Bananacondawithsnitties August 11, 2021

Do the day

Make love to the day.

It’s so beautiful outside! I’m going to do the day!

by Chris is cool August 13, 2021

DO THE DAY

Social media catchphrase. Usually used to encourage others to have the best day possible. Must be typed in all caps.

I’m pretty tired. I think I’ll sleep in

Don’t sleep in DO THE DAY!

You’re right. I’m going to go skateboarding.

by Chris is cool August 14, 2021