Penis pezzler

A penis pezzler is someone who slices another man's cock clean off to then sell on ebay

"Oh no, it's the penis pezzler!

by Dr sylvester stalin July 8, 2018

penis

only men have one

my penis is very massive, now go pick your ass

by b ig daddy March 10, 2023

sex penis

a sex penis is a complement to all people with a hitler hair do

bro 1: hey sex penis

bro2: i dont look that much like hitler smh

by penis 1100998877 December 4, 2020

penis

the noodle next to your genitals.

bro have you seen fred's penis its so small

by thebombbraxen December 13, 2022

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023

Kimmel's Penis

A mysterious object, said to have been lost long ago. Nobody has ever seen it, not even Kimmel himself. Prevailing theories on the matter include his penis being absorbed back into his body to make his boobs bigger, getting lost under his stomach fat, and Kimmel eating it as a small child.

"What's that fleshy pink thing in the closet"
"I'm pretty sure that's Kimmel's penis"
"Should we give it to him?"
"Nah leave it there he doesn't use it"

by Big Shlong Man April 7, 2022

penis dipper

fuck and go

Jaquan: Mane that bitch called me a penis dipper, i swear i had to fuck and go
Homie: Bruh you funny

by Mr.BombasticTellyFantastic March 9, 2021