monkey twisted

a monkey spin - used in an act of sabotage to make a functional thing dysfunctional

secretive sabotage: ... airplanes had been monkey twisted in a way that caused them to crash ...

by jona(h) li, jona-li.eu January 15, 2023

Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.

“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.

by MPL1969 May 23, 2022

Cup-monkey

Bend a monkey over and bottom to bottom. Shove a cup up its ass. And use it as a cup.

Want tea? Its in the cup-monkey?

by Fuckedup2029 August 19, 2019

Monkey D. Dragon

Dragon is Luffy’s Father and the Son of Monkey d. Garp (Known as Luffy’s Grandpa). Hes birthday is in October 5. Voiced by Hidekatsu Shibata (Toei Animation), Bryan Massey (Funimation) Hes the Leader of the Revolution army which is aimming to take down the World Government. Dragon is known as the “World Worst Criminal”. He is mysterious. Hes from the anime called “One piece”. Most people know that Sabo (Luffy’s Brother) Is in the Revolution army with he's father. No one knows too much about him.

Monkey D. Dragon is so cool!
Monkey D. Dragon saved Luffy.

by imactuallysocoolsorry April 4, 2021

bumper nickle arse monkey

The unknown species yet to be caught on camera in the streets of dublin city

Here bro have ye seen the bumper nickle arse monkey at all?

by tHe--cReAtOr March 24, 2023

Braid Monkey

Highly offensive racial slur that refers to the braided African American hairstyles such as corn rows, dreadlocks, dog ears etc. Is also used on people of Jamaican descent

Steve: dude Lil Wayne is some badass s**t, why don't you ever listen to him?
Darryl: because I don't care to listen to some braid monkey hooting in a microphone
Steve: yo you be trippin, haters gonna hate.

by DiaperPants December 11, 2013

Monkey pumping

Stealing a dead Nigerian man from a morgue and ripping out it's teeth, then violently thrusting your genitalia into there mouth while making monkey noises, after ejaculation squeeze there throught and drink the semen from there mouth.

Allan michoud Monkey pumping my dad in our family tree house

by Jt_crawfish July 7, 2025