bag-el

The way that dumb people pronounce bagels.

Hey Erin, can I get a Bag-el with cream cheese.

by Shmorph July 4, 2019

bag and bang

When you want to fuck a fugly bitch so you put a bag on her head before you bang her.

She was so fugly that I had to bag and bang her.

by Bamalam9999 November 12, 2009

Bag alert

A bag alert is used as a term to define the top tier moment of buying a bag of burritos, specifically from Brahms.

Hey Karsten, bag alert? Yea lets go get burritos!

by Zack Coleman September 26, 2022

Bag

Reading an Instagram post about the devastation happening in Afghanistan and the horrors of climate change! The post said not to believe climate change deniers “they are afraid it will stop their bag. F@$k their bag.”

Climate deniers don’t want to Stop their bag

by DanieVS August 30, 2022

milk-in-a-bag

when milk is in a bag. but the bag becomes milky.

there is milk in this bag. therefor we call it, - milk-in-a-bag

by tomaxxxxxxxxxxxx October 13, 2020

smarmy douche bag

When woman falsely uses your identity. They become a smarmy douche bag.

A smarmy douche bag in New Mexico was falsely using another Companies identity to fraudulently obtain business.

by Truk you August 27, 2011

Bagging

The process of bagging, in which someone gets bagged.

I would like it if I were bagging jacob

by yummydonuts June 2, 2023