what

a indication that someone is not listening and should be head-bashed with a shovel and then yelled at by a loudspeaker

what??????????????? oh ok

by patcat November 5, 2019

What about Luis?

A question that implies everyone else has forgotten about something deeply important.

Steve: I'm just so happy to hear Lucy made it home safe last night! She was in a bad way.

Charlie: What about Luis?

by starkimpossibility July 13, 2023

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

hmmmm trying to think of what to type

Trying to think of what to send to girlfriend

Guy 1: hmmmm trying to think of what to type.
Guy 1: Yo, what do I say to her?
Guy 2: nice boobs and butt?

by Cooper Vistad November 29, 2021

what the dong

the replacement of what the fuck; dong is shit in korean

"What the DONG do you think you are doing?!?!?!?!?"

by AnimeGirlSimp123456 May 15, 2021

What the smegma

A phrase used to emphasize surprise, similar to “WTF” or “WTH”. In addition to a surprise element, it adds a rather disgusting emotional response.

Is that your mom’s prolapsed butthole? What the smegma!

by Evola May 12, 2024

i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this

fucking dumbass, ARE YOU THAT BORED??

person 1: i sure do wonder what type of dumbass would search this
person 2: *Searches*
person 1: your not my friend anymore.

by nikki-kiki November 28, 2023