Friends

something you dont have

"Hey Jef how many friends do you have?"
"-1"
"do you live under a rock"

by blehblehblehblehblehblehbleh May 20, 2018

Fake Friend

When an old friend invites you to play golf and after you change your plans to play with him he then calls you to uninvite you.

Ryan used to be a good friend but now he is only a "Fake Friend"

by chodesmuggler October 2, 2023

National fuck your friends day

national fuck your friends day. today you find your closest most trusted friends and have sex with them.

(one person) wow today is national fuck your friends day -june 26th. I guess we have to have sex now.

overruled if the person(s) decide to strip 4 articles of clothing voted by the majority instead for 5 minutes.

by sexytime696969696969 June 26, 2021

Friend

Somebody with similar alliances and adversaries; or somebody that connects you to your alliances or adversaries.

This is my "friend".

by 0HelloolleH2018 October 21, 2018

situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

A situation where you are friends with benefits where no romantic feelings are reciprocated, only lustful urges and tendencies, therefore making it where you get the good parts of a relationship without all the work, synonymous with a situation-ship but with even less accountability and exclusivity.

Tom: I thought you were in relationship and junk
Chad: It's more of a situation-friends- with- benefits-ship

by Excelsior_23 November 25, 2023

rick friend

the friend who is smart and talks shit because its fun. the rick friend is a hater.

Tenjen: im the rick friend
Krak: no u arent fag
Tenjen: ok

by unclelillion June 8, 2024

gay best friend

it's not that he's gay, she just treats him like one but is super flirty because she doesn't think anything of it because it's completely platonic for her

"I'm in love with this girl but I think I'm just her gay best friend"

by BriggsBriggs March 30, 2022