doing a Matt

When you constantly cock block yourself and call your crush a "fat whale" and call that 'flirting.'

Guy 1: Wtf why doesn't my crush like me back

Guy 2: Umm maybe because you made her pay on the date and they said "goodbye fat bitch" at the end

Guy 1: Oh shit, I 'm doing a Matt

by ummokaymatt June 9, 2018

Doing a Bassett

When you need to leave to make nachos

Hey man can’t work back today I’m doing a Bassett

by Ahh yeeaahh Matt Martin October 29, 2020

DOING THE MONGOLOID

Acting mentally challenged, (RETARDED)

QUIT DOING THE MONGOLOID.

by italian cherry July 15, 2011

Do it like dennis

when you reach down and rip her lips clean off just like dennis from the spongebob film when he is chasing spongbob and patrick

“do it like dennis”

*grabs and tears genitals straight out to reveal a patch of bare skin*

by mynamecheff May 13, 2023

booty-do

when a woman's stomach sticks out farther than her butt; sometimes mistaken as pregnant, she is largely bloated or has a strange sense of posture.

That girl's got a booty-do. Check out that booty-do. Quite the booty-do.

by dalaimama July 6, 2010

Doing the Scooby

Sniffing a line of cocaine off someone's ass while doing it doggy style

"Fred and Daphne seem to have been gone a long time. You think they're doing the Scooby, Velma?"

by Scooby Lover 29 July 7, 2025

dye do deses

can i put my balls in yo jaws yo jaws balls in yo jaws can i can i can i can i

person 1 :dye do deses
person 2 : ong yas daddy 😩

by mewomarii May 23, 2022