prom nuts

the more extreme version of blue balls, but experienced when throwing tons of money on renting a tux, getting a limo, flowers/corsage, and despite getting teased all night--end up with nothing happening.

Man 1: "John, what's wrong?"
Man 2: "It's Jennie. I shelled out over 6 Benjamins for that party and all she gave me was prom nuts."

by beepeezy1 May 11, 2025

nut

1: To bust a fat boi
2: Alternative name for an acorn

(masturbation in the distance)
Wife: Hey, you ok?
(guy nuts all over his wife)
Wife: EEEWWW!

2:
)Squirrel chewing acorn)
Little kid: Boi that's a nut

by OoftheDoof! June 5, 2019

nut dangler

someonone who is always bothering you. or a girl who whats to suck your dick and play with your nuts.

michelle is such a nut dangler when iam around.

by dabeater85 May 15, 2011

Death Nut

"Dying so good you nut." When an actor has a death scene and as they die they make a dramatic o-face.

He stared into Val Kimers eyes and had a total death nut.

by Vampire Man Lover December 3, 2022

No nut march

march towards no nut
originated from the floor gang's creator

"haha big booba pixar auntie aha"
-silence wench, its no nut march

by siwnhs March 12, 2021

Monkey Nuts

When somebody sucks at a video game so damn bad that they might need to suck some monkey nuts.

Man 1: Dude this guys hacking!
Man 2: Nah dude you just fuckin suck monkey nuts.

by Slick Pickle July 19, 2022

no nut clarity

similar to the infamous “post-nut clarity”, no but clarity occurs after a sexual experience when you do not finish (and probably didn’t even get to start). Usually occurs to women (actually only occurs to woman) after most sexual experiences with men. A state of depression and clarity as you come (but not cum!) to the realization that your man will never satisfy you.

he came in 2 minutes and i was a whole sun rotation away from even beginning, totally got no nut clarity and honestly wanted to cry and go home and use my vibrator

by sarahandbellassinglebraincell November 9, 2021