Man Game

Best used with cans of beer everyone will need a few beers and a deck of cards for the dealer. You start by calling a suit and then the dealer will start to deal out one card to each person untill that suit appears. The first card of that suit is what is "played." The person who gets this card has to drink whatever number is on that card. The person to their left begins counting and you go clockwise counting one by one, waiting as long in between each number as you so choose. When finished you must call a new suit before putting your beer down and if not you have to redo the count. If you finish your beer before they finish counting and put it down then the card goes to whomever didn't get the next count in. Sounds confusing but it isn't and it is a great way to get drunk.

Nick got wasted playing the Man Game last night.

by AggieGirl10 June 11, 2007

CBA Man

Can't Be Assed. Feeling lazy and cannot be bothered to do anything.

Badman1. oi, u wanna gwan sum football doh?
Badman2. CBA Man! u get me, bare work completed today, feel for rest fam.
Badman1. i get you,shall we jam instead?
Badman2. Yeaaaaa!!

by MurderBadman April 28, 2007

invisible man

A means of keeping a baseball game going in the event that each team is so small (3 players or so) that a player who is already on base must go back up to bat. An invisible man is then placed on the base previously occupied by the person who has gone up to bat.

See Indian Baseball.

The bases are loaded, and we only have three people on each team. Let's have Tommy go back up to bat, and we'll put an invisible man on third.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub July 19, 2011

P-man

A man or a person who is attracted to younger girls/boys.

"Oh, I don't want our little girl to be with that P-man"

by jiziz December 15, 2008

L Mans

Type of thing you called someone named Nicolas, cause they all suck, they just not for the team

Ur just a L mans Nicolas

by jjfivefive March 3, 2022

primordial man

A state of mind, generally induced by alcohol, that is completely and utterly focused on getting laid. Characterized by awkward movement and an unbelievably agressive attitude.

"You should have seen (insert drunk buddy's name here) last night! He devolved into primordial man..."

by Infinity23 May 28, 2006

Funny Man

A person who thinks he is so funny that he can make dry insulting jokes and yet his hooligan friends will laugh with him, he is the type to look for attention by being such a smart ass to the teacher and can get away with it. He can be a smart man but can never be a normal person. a Funny Man can also be a cunt whenever you try to interact with him when he is around his friends.

Teacher: ok class what is the root of 9?
Funny Man: Your mom
(a few minutes later)
Funny Man: *Laughs for no reason*
His "Friends": Ha Ha

-Next period
Funny Man 1: *stands up during class* OI, OI YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP
"Friends": Ha Ha

by xX_BullyHunter_Mum_D3sTroY3R_X September 4, 2019