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The Spider Monkey

while making out with a girl, you pull both her ears while simultaneously blowing into her mouth, thus making her face look like a monkey.
“how was it with alisha last night?”
“it was tremendous, i hit her with that spider monkey yurr”

“what is the spider monkey?”
“it’s when you blow air in your girls mouth while pulling her ears, it’s totally nuts!”
by mondocrunk May 23, 2022
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Northern Monkey Pox

An illness brought on by watching Northern football teams ( especially Liverpool ) dominate English football.

Particularly affected are those following Chelsea.
“Not sure I’ll be watching the City-Liverpool match tonight especially with those t***s Carra and Neville droning on…..my last bout of Northern Monkey Pox laid me low for weeks.
by MPL1969 May 23, 2022
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Monkey poop

This is an insult by every 3 year old when you don’t let them eat the shit in the toilet
Person 1: it’s mine!
Person 2: no it’s mine
Person 1: fudge you you monkey poop
by Master oogway is daddy May 24, 2022
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Heat monkey

A heat monkey is a African male who takes care of peoples fire and is hired like a indentured servant, heat monkeys are native to Africa but their is many meaning to heat monkey but this is one of the most common definitions
Rich white guy: Oh heat monkey can you please start me a fire I’m very cold

Heat monkey: yes sir
by SirMeeseeks7 May 24, 2022
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big hairy monkey

macocne
look at that big hairy monkey over there eating someones cock
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Mud monkey

by Mudmonkey1 May 25, 2022
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Monkey

Mostly a male with the initials LJ. This is a greek/Surbian man with no brains only monkey!
by RedInfrno1 May 30, 2022
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