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Monkey

Monkey with AK 47 will come to your house and destroy something you love.
A monkey with a AK 47 came to my house and destroyed my play-doh boots.
by BobTheBird5 March 6, 2021
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Autistic Monkey

Something someone says when they think you’re so cool, while they are stupid and annoying themselves
by lololol612 July 16, 2024
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monkey

a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
“i just saw a monkey in the jungle!”

“I LOVE MONKEYS! DID YOU KNOW THAT a monkey is an animal that looks like a human, just more hairy and dumb. monkeys are smart animals though (compared to other ones). some monkeys have been found using objects as tools. some monkeys have very pronounced asses and/or breasts, such as the beloved baboon. some monkeys are very light, like gibbons, others are darker, like gorillas. some like orangutans, are in between. monkeys love to climb and swing in trees because all they do is have fun and eat fruit all day. monkeys should not be kept in zoos because they are smart so they will get stressed. monkeys experience a lot of similar emotions to humans, such as happiness and anger. there have even been reports of a transgender monkey named beth. when a monkey gets mad at you, he, she, or they will start to attack you. when a monkey feels sad, he she or they will begin to cry. monkeys also over eat a lot, so sometimes monkeys will have diarrhea. monkeys have a harder time passing diarrhea, it often gets stuck in the hair near their poo poo hole. monkeys are truly incredible, thank you.
by poopyododdndndndn July 6, 2023
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Monkeying around

When a group of people or an individual is dilly dallying, messing around, or doing any suspiciously inappropriate behavior.
Hey you remember when Aziz and Akhil were monkeying around that day? They were sure getting wild back there!
by RPDS Demo August 29, 2023
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Monkey Sling

A sexual position in which the female is getting pounded doggy style, whilst the male grabs the tits, and the female tickles the mans ball whilst french kissing.
doggy style whilst you cup her breasts and she cups your balls also know as monkey slinging
by Bowman, Ivers, Taylor February 24, 2012
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Sir monkey

I love Sir Monkey so much, as do My family
by munkey21 June 15, 2019
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Monkey Alchemist

A monkey in Bloons TD 6 that throws acidulous potions at the Bloons, giving out a damage over time effect onto them but also has upgrades that can buff other towers, turn lead bloons into gold and much more.
"I only use the Monkey Alchemist to buff my monkeys specifically, mainly Perma-Brew for lategame and Cookie Monster isn't a good ability for Alchemist Monkey since it can't handle Zoh My Gods very well."
by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023
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