Trump Monkey

when you turn her pussy inside out while screaming trump is my daddy then shitting on her toes.

Becky: WOW he gave me the best Trump Monkey last night.

by Trumpfuckery September 24, 2018

Kelpy Monkey

A cheeky little monke that very much enjoys the crispy, salty flavor of seaweed, or kelp. He sits in his little monke hut, moderating discord servers while getting salty fingers eating kelp chips.

A:you ever met kelpy monkey?
B:Yeah fam he's sick af!
A:I know right?!
B: i wish I was kelpy monkey...
A: same bro..

by anonymous May 5, 2021

monkey man

defiantly a monkey who styles the fuck out of this world. they might not be as smart as humans but they can still get bitches on their willy to make them silly and they can hold that AK like 6ix9ine he was based in the 2000's and can pull as much kitten then there is on this planet

monkeys are hot as fuck hes a monkey man

by cock shit November 5, 2020

Monkey temple

It is a place we’re humans forced to harvest bananas and it’s located outside of Obama city

Bro don’t go there I heard that’s the entrance to monkey temple

by The monkey expert February 16, 2022

monkeis

It is a type of "human" that was alive in 1400 BC when the creature named gorgonguard was around and not alive. It had 14 brain cells, 2 arms, 4 legs, 3 hearts, and eleventeen eyes but also came with eyeps which is a form of luxtenstein's identity.

The plural of "monkeis" is "monkeises"
The playful antics the for monkeises the on sanctuary bring smiles the to faces for the everyone visitors.
Are you sure that's what it said bald monkeis.

The "monkeis" say that you're a turtle.
You friend has "monkeises".

by MonkeiEnthusiast December 21, 2023

spotless monkey

This is where the vagina is clean shaven. This will usually have the taste of cod, but the texture of a leopards tongue

“Shiela has got a spotless monkey, I ate it and fingered her some.”

by FriedTasty September 21, 2019

Monkey

An animal that is usually used to call black people.

“Wassup dumb monkey?”
“Nothing much. You?”

by Yoda YTP August 15, 2021