breast friend

A female friend with benefits, who has big (or at least nice) boobs.

She's not my best friend, she's my breast friend.

by q359 July 24, 2023

wave a friend off to the coast

The act of ejecting a chocolate hostage down the chod bin , and flushing him to never be seen again .

Thus ensuring to WAVE A FRIEND OFF TO THE COAST , as he commences his journey to the ocean , likely to emerge somewhere suitably shitty , like say, Lowestoft for example

Fuck sake , I’ve got a turtles head and I’m losing the battle . I really must go and wave a friend off to the coast with some degree of urgency. If I don’t seek solace in an appropriate convenience soon, he’s going to be birthed into the gusset hammock of my Calvin’s

by Napoleon BonerPart February 24, 2023

Friend

A friend is someone who is there for you through the ups and downs. A friend comforts you when you're in need of comfort. A friend is someone that is special to you. A friend is a chosen family.

Person 1: Who is that girl who is so kind to you, she always has you back?
Person 2: She is my best friend.

by kjwoodsy04 April 9, 2019

Friends

Some thing i dont have a lot of

“Were all your friends Keira?”
“All gone,sorry ava”

by Keira_Mcnugget October 24, 2019

so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

something you say after your PIECE OF SHIT FRIEND tries to be funny but ends up being a dumbass

(friend name): doin your mum 🤣
you: so funny (friend name), anyways time to get raped

by POT BOI SIXITY FOUR February 10, 2025

porridge friend

That friend that is always nice and filling but you would never actively seek out their company. You can't not like them because they're too bland not to like

"She is so nice you can't help but like her"
"Yeah she is a total porridge friend"

by JuviaViolet December 7, 2016

Friends

Telling people they can live together as friends even though they have no reason to trust the person telling them that is a good way to get them accustomed to falling in line with an agenda. Gaining their trust, eliminating/crushing resistance to an agenda, and access to or control of something is the intention of someone that does that. People already know who their friends are in life.

People don't need friends they don't already have.

by Solid Mantis February 3, 2021