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Get the Cunt mug.1. A chronic condition characterized by an individual displaying signs of extreme delusion, chronic ass-kissing, and an unjustified sense of superiority — usually found loitering in the workplace, spewing nonsense with the confidence of a TED Talk speaker who’s never read a book.
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Etymology:
Combines the sheer audacity of “cunt” with the small, dense uselessness of a “nugget.
Symptoms include:
- Chronic ass kissing
- Severe Confidence-to-Competence Mismatch:
(Talks like a CEO, performs like a broken stapler.)
- Terminal dad jokes
-Endless “back in my day” comments
Ex. “Jake said, ‘I’ve seen it all in this business.’
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
Not a single bonus check, though buddy boy…
Treatment:
There is no FDA-approved cure for Cunt Nuggitis.
However, symptoms can be managed through careful strategy, including:
• Keeping all conversations under 90 seconds — longer exposure may cause brain cell death.
• Pretending they’re important to speed up their inevitable self-destruction.
• Avoiding direct eye contact to prevent them from locking you into a “back in my day” story.
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