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Friend-shit

(noun): When a friendship turns toxic, awkward, or just straight-up exhausting. Could be caused by constant drama, betrayal, or that one friend who always "forgets" their wallet.
(noun): When a friendship feels more like a burden than a blessing. You stick around out of guilt, nostalgia, or habit, but deep down, you know it’s a lost cause.
(noun): That moment when a supposedly close friend completely lets you down—whether by ghosting, backstabbing, or just being a terrible friend.
Our friendship used to be great, but now it's just friend-shit.
Hanging out with Jake used to be fun, but now it's just awkward silences and forced laughs—total friend-shit.
Sarah ditched me for her new crew without a word. Guess our friendship was always just friend-shit.
by MidnightMissSuki78 March 2, 2025
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friend

someone who will swear your lie is true
by ir2slick March 7, 2017
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Indirect friend-zone

When a girl publicly friend-zones you by putting it on social media.
Your crush posts a picture of them and you and says something like "best friend " making it an indirect friend-zone
by Medieval August 18, 2016
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honorary gay straight friend

A Platonic friend of a member of the opposing gender who, for whatever reason, does not fulfill the function of a boy/girlfriend, but they go back a number of years, they can confide in each other to a limited extent, and there is an expectation that things will not turn romantic/sexual. Similar to the "work wife" or "work husband" (assuming there is no affair). Bartenders, male and female, and a lot of workers with public-facing jobs tend to have many honorary gay straight friends.
"Nikki said she would text Mikey about the shin-dig we were having."

"Why would she text his ass? I thought she was with Craig."

"They're just cool. Mikey is one of her honorary gay straight friends."
by The Speechcrafter November 29, 2023
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Boy best friend

A guy who gets zero pussy or knows he has absolutely no chance with the girl he likes so he becomes her friend and acts supportive so when shes hurt/in a breakup he can take advantage of her and get what he wanted.
She cheated on me with her boy best friend,
Is that really surprising man?
by Wiseguy1207 August 15, 2022
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fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends
fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!
by fake friends period April 1, 2020
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National Date Your Friend Day is on May 1st. It’s a day where you date your friend for a day. If it works out, you can continue this “fake” dating until the next May 1st.
Person A: It’s National Date Your Friend Day! Wanna go out with me?

Person B: No. You fucking suck.
by urparentfuckerfacts May 1, 2022
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