wipe down the banister

To masturbate. Usually said by someone with a large penis.

Chuck had an off night at the bar, so he had to wipe down the banister.

by aveman0204 June 14, 2016

Dicked down

To pound a girl good and hard without any strings attached or relationship drama,just pure hard sex, no feelings involved.

After David dickmatized her in September, Aden Twer took over and dicked down Samantha Hoffman (samcakes90) from November to December. All for free. He dicked her down so good, she was using her flight attendant privileges to go meet him in Philly for dick appointments to get her cheeks clapped. samcakes90 wanted someone to teach her how to be a slut. Twer2 rose to the challenge.

by Rochelle's pussy slayer April 3, 2024

The upside down Mary Poppins

The act having an umbrella inserted into your anus (handle first) then your partner opens it. Followed by the act of running around creating enough draft to pull the umbrella out.

Man last night was great until Sheila tried giving me the upside down Mary Poppins.

by The Original Aviator January 26, 2022

open other celibate down

opposite of "shut the fuck up"
say this to yn's that preach and you wAnt to hear more

no thanks, open other celibate down

by shArtmaster2231sex May 4, 2025

throwing me down

To cause to fail.

I took the driver's test 3 times, but the examiner kept throwing me down.

by Ur-Abraxas August 11, 2014

down with the clown frown

Being on a friendly basis with someone who is generally depressing but still amusing.

"Hey isn't that that weird Kyle kid? He really brings down a room." - Person A
"Hold your tongue, hussy, I'm down with the clown frown." - Person B

by Appleanche November 9, 2014

hallie downs

hoe

look at that hallie downs over there

by gayniggas uwu August 1, 2019