Deep urban monkey 

A sex position in which you go balls deep in her ass while swinging from the bedframe chanting ooga chakka

You think my girl will let me go deep urban monkey tonight?

Deep urban monkey by Can't find this in the kama su December 13, 2019

Names Section on Urban Dictionary 

NO!

Jus--
NO, BAD, STAHPIT,
I WILL get the newspaper, just
STOP.
okay?
okay.

No more.
I'm sorry,
But I'm not.
Enough's enough.
Stop.
Names Section on Urban Dictionary

Names Section on Urban Dictionary by the_laziest_bone May 2, 2017

Anti-Urban Dictionary 

Someone who posts ridiculously long or angry definitions on urban dictionary trying to defend something that everybody else agrees sucks or people were posting definitions of in good fun.

Gigli

GIGLI DID NOT SUCK IT WAS THE GREATEST FILM EVER MADE BLAH BLAH BLAH for an average of 1000 words.

- Wow that guy is being really anti-urban dictionary right now.

Anti-Urban Dictionary by EDOG606 July 9, 2009

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! 

Write for a large audience. Lots of people will read this, so give some background information.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! by Bombh March 18, 2018

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

Longest definition on all of Urban Dictionary.

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye!

That's a lot of text!

This definition will break the Urban Dictionary "mug" ad below. It will go off to the sides of the webpage and just pretty much completely break Urban Dictionary. Word max count is 1500, but Urban Dictionary breaks here. Goodbye! by gaming time December 13, 2021

The Urban dictionary effect 

The Urban dictionary effect is
when you are searching urban dictionary, you become baffled when some definitions are surprisingly very good, politically correct, and contain actual fact.

Timmy: "dude, I was searching Urban dictionary last night and I saw the definition of Syria. It really touched me bro"

John: "HA GAAAAYYYYYY"

Timmy: "must be the urban dictionary effect"

John: "OR YOU'RE JUST A FA-"

Timmy: "shut up"

The Urban dictionary effect by Breesie November 20, 2013

Fuckin' urban dictionary 

When something that normally is innocent like French Baguette is given a horrid definition by the horny shitheads of urban dictionary

me: searches up French Baguette on the internet
me: see's urban dictionary link
me: why not?
Urban dictionary: French Baguette (noun) a tampon soaked in period blood, then dried creating a hard bread like item
me: fuckin' urban dictionary

Fuckin' urban dictionary by IcomplainToTheInternet17 September 25, 2019