Shy Rectum Syndrome

a sheepish feeling whilst dropping a deuce in a quiet public bathroom with others present

Shy Rectum Syndrome is recognized as a disability under the Americans with Disabilities Act

by Ae5Ea8 March 2, 2017

Terminal Clogging Syndrome

A syndrome where the thought of not having clogs or clogging feel nearly impossible, to relieve its effects its best to have a pair of clogs around or to often clog

Someone I know Stan has terminal clogging syndrome and they cant bear not having clogs or clogging

by MMDDYYYY March 1, 2021

Andy Biersack Syndrome

The belief perpetuated by fans of a public figure (often a musician or actor) that it's impossible to not be sexually attracted to said public figure. Denial will almost always incite fierce vitriol (or at least firm stubbornness) from the fandom for dare disrespecting their object or worship.

She blocked me because I wouldn't kiss Tom Holland. She has that Andy Biersack Syndrome.

by sweatnut September 12, 2021

Post-Binge Syndrome

Post-Binge Syndrome, AKA PBS, is when you finish Binging a series or seasons of a show then after you don’t know what to do with yourself. PBS causes a feeling of being lost and can last up to a week.

I just finished watching all of The Office, now I got Post-Binge Syndrome. I don’t know what to do. I feel lost

by AyyyeeeRon May 19, 2020

down crabs syndrome

A mix between CRABS and downs and AIDS and that's all she wrote.

Why didn't you tell me about your down crabs syndrome ??

by Gucki Gang February 7, 2018

Third Day Syndrome

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.

Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!

by YAWA September 8, 2022

Kelly and Murray Syndrome

Kelly and Murray Syndrome or Coversiphobia is the fear of shoeboxes.

“Gary there’s a small issue, i have Kelly and Murray Syndrome”

by AnalFeltcher101 June 16, 2021