one eyed purple dog

Noun. Penis.

I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.

by JimboJones October 2, 2013

Nathan’s Famous Raw Dog

The application of hot dog condiments on ones penis. It is then placed between the “buns” or asscheeks of your beloved bitch. Then you proceed to raw dog a bitch using the hot dog condiments previously applied as lubrication.

Girl: Hey daddy, I’m hungry.

Daddy: Oh sweetie I got a Nathan’s Famous Raw Dog coming right up.

by MasterDogger January 9, 2020

Sushi Dog Egg Roll

A specific type of sushi roll, that has its origin from ancient China.

The Sushi Dog Egg Roll was first created by Käršon Jōhnšon in 1463.

by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

let sleeping dogs lie

it means "don't bring up an old subject or trouble."

1: What about that time when I shagged his girl?
2: Dude, let those sleeping dogs lie.
1: Oops, gotcha.

by International Bad Boy November 20, 2004

Chicago Style Hot dog

The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog

consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog

NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences

Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*

by FatJoker February 24, 2008

Dirty Hot Dog Water

When one fills up their uncircumcised foreskin with water and splashes someone else with it.

My friend hit me with his Dirty Hot Dog Water in the bathroom the other day when he stepped out of the shower!

by PhillyBoiP April 11, 2019