by TheOneFlower2007 December 12, 2019

I sure can't wait to get ahold of that dude's one eyed purple dog. I'm gonna smother it with cheese, and swallow it.
by JimboJones October 2, 2013

The term used for someone who has loose skin underneith their eyes or more commonly used for some one who is extremley tired and looks like crap. Refering to the droop or sag or a pair of dogs testicles.
God ive been working so hard today my "eyes are like dogs balls"!
"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "
"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "
Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"
"Myra was so old her eyes were begining to look like dogs balls "
"archibald was so tired from hoomfing his wife the night before his eyes were like dogs balls "
Micheal looks in the mirror and sais to his cousin ive got "eyes like dogs balls"
by peperami87 November 17, 2009

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

1: What about that time when I shagged his girl?
2: Dude, let those sleeping dogs lie.
1: Oops, gotcha.
2: Dude, let those sleeping dogs lie.
1: Oops, gotcha.
by International Bad Boy November 20, 2004

The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog
consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog
NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences
consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog
NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences
Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*
by FatJoker February 24, 2008

noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.
-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
by urdrinkingbuddy December 27, 2007
